one time I was really drunk and I fell down the stairs like 600 times and then the next day I was laying in bed and suddenly I felt like I was falling down the stairs and I twitched and fell in between my bed and the wall lol this happened 2 days ago
So Shannon Tried To Call Me...
Lady: Hello?
Shannon: Alexa! Look at Brian K-----y's status right now!
Lady: What?
Shannon: Look at Brian K-----y's status!
Lady: Who is this?
Shannon: Hahaha! Alexa, shut the fuck up!
Lady: Excuse me? Who is this?
Shannon: Do you really think I'm still stoned? Come on.
Lady: Who is this?
Shannon: Shut the fuck up, Alexa!
Lady: You have the wrong number.
Shannon: No I fucking don't!
Lady: Uh, yeah, you do.
Shannon: Shit.






